When tree branches get in my way
Vine by: Logan Paul
How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.
He goes to my college. He’s behind my freshman dorm building there. I saw him making a Vine in the dining hall last year.
Maura: Jane, my mother is coming over this weekend. You know everything has to be perfect for her. I bought the quinoa, did you hide the sex toys?
Jane: … shitshitshitshitshit
One guess as to which Maura is going to choose.
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I think the beautiful thing about Rizzles not being canon is that the fans are free to imagine absolutely any scenario we want between the two. I love trawling the Rizzles tag and coming across a sweet, romantic post where Jane surprises Maura with flowers, and in a few more scrolls another post where Maura slams Jane into the wall and kisses her fiercely. To one person Jane was the first to confess her feelings, to another it was Maura. Their first kiss can be in an elevator, Jane’s unmarked, Maura’s kitchen, under a bridge in the rain. They have one child, two, three. Angela approves, Angela disapproves. It’s just so wildly unrestrained and glorious. Is it possible to love the fandom more than the show?
-What if we get caught, Maura?
-It’s far after hours, nobody will be down there!
-Are you sure?
I think Maura’s taking “fuck the police” a little too literally
Both of these women are so smoking hot in their own ways.
Sasha has that elegant beauty - like a princess or socialite. She’s feminine and alluring. As Maura she’s adorably awkward. You just want to hug her and love her gently and tenderly.
Angie has a more sort of raw sex appeal with her gravelly voice and dark good looks. She’s like a Spanish seductress or an Italian siren. I’m not gunna lie. That photo kinda makes me want to rip her clothes off - with my teeth.
Both of their eyes and smiles are just so teasing. Goddamn them. They’re bloody gorgeous.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog
man the last image really got me..
The second to last really killed me.
A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.
The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him
I don’t advocate war but the I have a lot of love for the victims of it. These put things into perspective.
Jane called me to tell me she didn’t get the job at the pizza place. She says it’s okay, though, because she probably would have gotten fired for eating everything. You can’t leave Jane with pizza and expect it to remain uneaten.